"There’s no better way to keep notes on your bulletin board in check than with a team of pint-size ninjas."
A war is coming, who’s got your back? The Pinja Team, thats who. These highly trained pushpin assassins work in teams of 3. Each of the three Pinjas have a unique skill that complements their team and helps to perpetuate a balance in this chaotic world.
The Pinja team is a limited commodity, as there are only 200 teams in the whole world. They come shipped to you in a Limited Edition, numbered box, so they will be well rested for combat. Save yourself the pain and hire them now. The Pinja Team service fee is $30 which grants you a lifetime of cork-board protection. Also, if you are looking for a specific skill or just want to build your warrior empire, Pinjas work alone too!
Every Pinja has the strength of 3mm birch plywood and they are Sculpted into skilled warriors by laser cut precision.
Each Pinja is then dressed in black and hand equipped with the best weapons and tools. The team then meets and waits until one day they are called upon.
The Pinjas know that there is trouble coming this holiday… A serious lack of great gifts, and it’s their mission to be available to you before the holidays to ensure that doesn’t happen.
They are ready, and waiting to be summoned, so hire your hand trained, limited edition Pinja team now, so you don’t find yourself AND your holiday, in the dark.
Working with local manufacturers in Brooklyn, NY. having the pinjas professionally trained and molded into super fighters. I will hand dress them and send them on their way with the tools they need to win.
The biggest challenge is having them sculpted into trained killers in time to fight by your side for the holidays. I am using my own treasures to make sure they zap to you at ninja speed. I am handling everything personally and have invested every minute of my time to make this come to life. So it’s all or nothing for me.